“Funny Reviews”: 80 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

Nowadays, it feels like a huge risk to try a new restaurant without reading the reviews first. What’s the best appetizer to order? How’s the ambiance? Do you need to make a reservation? We’re lucky that we have access to so much information before ordering a pizza.

But it turns out that online reviews can be more than just informative. They can also be incredibly entertaining! We took a trip to the Funny Reviews and Weird Reviews subreddits and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From comments about pieces of clothing to film critiques, these posts prove that customers can infuse comedy anywhere and everywhere! Enjoy scrolling through these silly reviews, and be sure to upvote the ones that inspire you to be more creative the next time you share your thoughts on a restaurant or product.

#1 Customer For Life

#2 Snap

#3 I Love To Spend Time Reading Reviews On Prisons And The Like

How often do you find yourself perusing online reviews? Do you have to see what dozens of customers have said before purchasing something from Amazon? Do you feel the need to look at no less than five options on Yelp before heading out for dinner? According to a survey conducted by Material, a whopping 93% of Americans say that online reviews help them decide what to purchase.

70% of Americans also noted that it’s rare for them to visit a new business without checking out the reviews first. But that doesn’t mean that consumers believe every review they read. 54% admitted that they wouldn’t trust the reviews of a business that explicitly asks customers to leave good reviews, and over two thirds admit that a company has requested they leave a review before.

#4 “Will Get Arrested Again, For Sure”

#5 This Review Tho

#6 Cleaning Ear Product:

Material’s survey also found that customers use review websites to find out more than just what consumers thought of the place. Over 50% also use these platforms to view a restaurant’s menu, check their business hours and check a business’ address.

Many survey respondents also said they use these sites to see photos of a business, find the business’ contact information, check their prices, confirm which services they offer and sometimes even request a price quote for a service.

#7 Smithsonian Review

#8 Stumbled Upon This Masterpiece Today, Thought It Deserved More Than The 2 Likes It Has

#9 Cooling Weighted Blanket Smelly Review

Customers seem to be much more active on these review platforms than businesses are, though. UpFirst has compiled a list of statistics about online reviews, and they reported that only 5% of businesses reply to customer reviews. But it’s more important for customers to read them, as 95% of consumers say they’ll be willing to pay more for a product or service that has plenty of great reviews to back up its prices.

#10 Review For A Kermit The Frog Plushie

#11 I Think This Is The Internet’s Greatest Review

#12 So I Bought The Rice Cooker For Christmas

When it comes to the negative reviews that businesses receive, UpFirst reports that 37% of them can be boiled down to poor communication. This might include unclear or misleading communication from the business, slow response times or failing to respond at all, and/or poor follow-up. Customers never want to feel like they have to chase a business down or hunt for information.

#13 This Review 😂😂

#14 Came Across The Reviews On This Ridiculous Bedskirt LOL

#15 Wha-

Another common complaint that comes up in negative reviews is poor behavior from the staff. In fact, this accounts for one fifth of negative reviews that businesses receive. And as far as what bothers people the most, nearly three quarters of complaints about the staff came down to being rude, unfriendly and/or disrespectful. However, reviews mentioning these kinds of complaints typically had even more grievances to air. Many also pointed out bad food, long wait times, slow service, dismissive attitudes and more.

#16 I Can’t Believe Anyone Can Give The Terminator A Lower Than 3 Star Rating But This Was Funny

#17 Cleanse Vitamins…beware Of Farts!

#18 Someone Had An Existential Crisis While Building A Wire Shelf

So what can a business do to ensure they get rave reviews? There will always be some negative Nancies out there, but Business.com has some tips for how to keep the majority of your customers happy. One way to make this happen is to make it easy for customers to find your business on review platforms. Build an online presence, on your website and social media, and the reviews should start pouring in.

#19 Review For Sound Dampening Panels On Amazon

#20 He Could See The Man

#21 Saw This On A Great Clips Google Review

It’s also wise to respond to negative reviews. If you can be tactful and try to remedy the situation, you might even be able to win over customers who had a bad experience. Plus, this signals to future customers that you care about them having a positive experience. And they’ll feel more comfortable supporting your business. Meanwhile, when you receive overwhelming positive feedback, don’t hesitate to share that on social media! It might encourage others to share their thoughts too, and it shows the customers that you’re listening.

#22 This Was On A Tetris Game LOL

#23 I Almost Choked In Laughter. Now I Know This Review Is Fresh

#24 I’ve Been Searching For Somewhere To Share This For A While

Are you enjoying your scroll through these funny reviews, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly entertaining, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve ever come across a hilarious review of a business or item. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more funny online reviews, we’ve got another Bored Panda list for you to check out right here!

#25 Came Across This When I Was Shopping For Temp Tattoos 😂

#26 Google Maps Review For Police Station In South Dakota

#27 This Review I Found When Searching For A Padded Bike Seat

#28 Etsy Review

#29 I Guess The Tellers At My Bank Really Are Super Friendly

#30 Found This Gem While Researching Golf Courses For Work

#31 Review About Zzquil

#32 My Salad Was Made Of Veggies?!

#33 Guess They Have A Point

#34 Target Sriracha Review

#35 Finally Found The Sub To Post This To

#36 A Funny Review Of X Men: Days Of Future Past

#37 Most Helpful Review For iPhone 12 From India

#38 People Are Loving The “New” Downsized Kmart Store In Miami, Florida!

#39 Guess I’ll Skip Streaming It

#40 This Wal-Mart Review Of A Ps5

#41 The Developer Review

#42 I Found Batman

#43 Wonder What He’s Reviewing

#44 Downfall Of The Ant Empire

#45 Beautiful. Just Beautiful

#46 Beer Drinking App

#47 On The Logitech C270 Webcam

#48 Where The Fish?

#49 Local Gym Near Me

#50 Anyone Have A Raccoon Problem That Needs Taken Care Of? Found This Review

#51 Oof

#52 Might Be The Most Helpful Review Of A Breathalyzer I’ve Ever Read

#53 Ralph, You There?

#54 “This Pogo Stick Ruined My Life”

#55 I Guess This Man Doesn’t Appreciate The Price Of Beef At Winco

#56 Idk Why But This Place Deserved The World

#57 I Don’t Even Know What This Was Meant To Say

#58 Found This Review Of A Blanket Hoodie

#59 Found This Whilst Looking At Buying An Oculus Quest 2

#60 Review On The Google Docs App…

#61 Disgruntled

#62 Found This Gem

#63 On A Ripoff Geometry Dash

#64 Hopefully The Person Who Did Purchase The Mop Enjoyed It

#65 This One Star Review For Gel Nail Polish Remover That This Person May Or May Not Have Ordered. LOL

#66 Ok Then

#67 Im Not Sure What To Say

#68 Yeah Sorry About Your $0, Bozo 😂

#69 3/5 Stars Tho

#70 I’m Concerned About Those Children

#71 I Just Want To Know About This Shirt But It Got Dark

#72 Question For For Vacuum Storage Bags, 💯 Response

#73 ‘this Milk Is A Really Nice White Colour’

#74 Review For A Water Bottle With Reusable Ice Cubes

#75 It’s Funny To Laugh At

#76 Chicken Flying Direction Is Important For Next Gen Consoles

#77 Popular Mechanics Magazine

#78 Found This On A Mobile Game Called Score Hero 2 I Have A Feeling It’s Fake

#79 I Wish I Could Be That Invested

#80 That’s…nice…?