In this economy, even treating yourself to a small dessert can feel like a luxury. So it’s no surprise that people are constantly looking for ways to cut costs wherever they can.

But there’s a big difference between being budget-conscious and being downright shameless. When that line is crossed, you might just find yourself featured on the subreddit Choosing Beggars, a corner of the internet dedicated to calling out the most entitled and outrageous attempts to score something for nothing.

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the most audacity-filled requests out there. Scroll through and see which ones made your jaw drop.

#1 Hey Can You Give Me A Car For Free? Only 2016+ Please

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#2 Looking For A Dog Sitter, 42 Hours A Week, For Free Or Cheap

Posted in a local town chatter. Looking for a dog sitter for 10 hours and 30 mins a day! Surely this should be free or cheap. Oh, and it must be in your house. I have low money and just now trying to get back on my feet, but I bought an expensive dog and now need free daycare for it. And go!

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#3 Please, No Offers Of Something Slightly Less Extraordinary

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#4 Interested… For Free Plus Delivery

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#5 Choosing Beggar Wants A Free Holiday, Emphasis On Completely Free

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#6 Military Spouse Demanding To Have Her Next Meal For Free

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#7 I Was Giving Away A Free Dishwasher On Craigslist And Caught One In The Wild

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#8 Give Me A (Basically) Brand New Car- For Free Of Course

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#9 Send Me TV Options And Deliver The One I Want To My House

I’m in a few buy nothing groups in my city and this person has posted several times asking for a 54 inch TV (or better) and wants to choose from a selection of free TVs. On top of that, you get to drive it to their place and will probably have to set it up.

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#10 Free Tattoo?

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#11 Remove My Old Bricks And Pay Me To Do So

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#12 5 Weeks Of Dogsitting For Free

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#13 Wants A Free Roof In Exchange For Reviews

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#14 This Was On A Post About Giving Free Stuff For People In Need For Christmas

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#15 How Dare You Not Have The Most Top Quality Food And Beverage For Me, For Free?

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#16 Give Me Your Free Tickets

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#17 Influencer Wants Personal Song Written Plus One Hour Set At Wedding For Free

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#18 Just Buy Her A House

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#19 Photographer With 8 Years Of Experience Wanted… To Work For Free

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#20 Why Won’t Someone Teach My Husband An Instrument For Free?

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#21 Customer Mad About Free Gift

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#22 Wants A Free Photographer And Overpriced Rent

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#23 Whataburger Is Offering Free Breakfast Every Day To Furloughed Workers. They Even Announced They’ll Keep It Going To Help Workers Get Back On Their Feet Despite The Government Reopening

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#24 Male Seeking New Housemates For Free But Makes It Up With “Fun Cool Vibes”

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#25 Gimme Free Stuff

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#26 He Wanted A $3000 Organ For Free. Oh, And I Was Also Supposed To Cover Shipping Costs

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#27 Lady Saw My Ad For An Xbox One X I Was Selling, Demanded It For Free

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#28 Actual Beggar Shows Up To R/Choosing Beggars To Ask For Free Art Comission

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#29 If You Do, You’ll Get Much More Spam

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#30 Drive Me For Free

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#31 “Free? Not For Me, You Don’t Have What I Want”

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#32 The One I Got For Free Isn’t The Want I Wanted

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#33 “Your Art Is Mediocre At Best So Please Design Me A Free Tattoo”

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#34 It’s The “You Can Dance For Free!” For Me

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#35 Sure, I’ll Just Hand Over My Painstaking Work For Free. Need Help With A Response

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#36 Complain About Free! Tickets

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#37 Just Trying To Give Away A Free IKEA Couch

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#38 They Wanted A Free Commission So I Gave Them Something That Took 10-15 Mins To Make And That’s Their Reaction

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#39 The Pup Cups Are Free. Boo, And I Cannot Stress This Enough, Hoo

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#40 Taking Tinder Dating To A Whole New Level

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#41 This Was In The Comment Section Of A Mobility Aid For Adult Happy Times. She Has 570 Followers

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#42 Barbie App Review: “Give Me All The Stuff Free Or Else I Will Sue”

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#43 This Level Of Delusion

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#44 Let Me Borrow Your Nice Car For Free And Let Me Smoke In It

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#45 “Come Volunteer First For 5 Hours And Then We’ll Talk From There”

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#46 My Local Buy Nothing

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#47 On A Facebook Group Where People Give Away Unwanted Items For Free To People Who Need Them

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#48 Free Editing

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#49 Choosing Beggar Gets Upset That An Artist Charges For Custom Work While Giving Away Free Pre-Made Sketches In A “Buy Nothing” Group

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#50 Everyone Named Sheldon Gets A Free Laptop

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#51 “Why Won’t My Friend Work For Free?!”

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#52 The Television Is Free, My Fuel Is Not

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#53 I Teach His Son How To Play Guitar. He Wants A Free Lesson For No Reason, Then Blocks Me

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#54 “TikTok Influencer” Wants Free Expensive Products

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#55 Whining Because Nurses Got Free Food From McDonalds

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#56 Eb Wants Free Lipstick Because Black People Are Getting M**dered By Police

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#57 “I Post More Pictures Than Others, So I Am Entitled To Free Stuff”

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#58 Good Luck With All Of That

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#59 “Please Give Me Free Stuff, And Deliver It To My Home Because I’m Busy”

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#60 So This Girl Constantly Ask For Free Stuff To Improve Her “Bad Mood” But Even This Is Too Far

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#61 At Least She Was Asking In A Free Stuff Group

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#62 “The Universe”

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#63 Give Me A Free RV, Also I Should Get To Smoke Inside Because This Isn’t Russia

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#64 I Need A Free 100-Mile Bus Trip For 20 People And Don’t You Dare Offer Me Any Less

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#65 You’ve Already Given Me Free Money, But It’s Not Enough

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#66 Guy Who Hacked My Ps4 Account Admits It, And Would Like Some More Free Games Pls

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#67 All These Teens Do Is Play Fortnite! They Should Work For Me For Free

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#68 Personal Attendant = Free Labor

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#69 Bride Wants Specific Free Stuff But Only On Her Specific Terms

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#70 Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy

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#71 I Hate Market Place

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#72 Owners Of Expensive SUV Asking For Free Drinks

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#73 I Want A Very Specific Laptop. But For Free

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#74 I Need Free Sneakers But Only Top Of The Line Will Do

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#75 If I Was That Employee I Would Have Responded With, “Do You Promise?”

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#76 Oh, You Won’t Give Me Free Ice Cream Even Though I’m Using My Kid As Leverage?

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#77 Give Me Free Hair Extensions

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#78 Desperately Need Food, Must Be Delivered

This is a very common thing in my area. I get people needing food due to unforeseen circumstances but 9 times out of 10, they only want food that can be delivered. If you are desperate for food, wouldn’t be willing to go get it? People routinely remind these folks that public transit in our city is currently free – this person is proactively shutting down the “you can use the bus to pickup for free” rhetoric.

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#79 Give Me Free Baby Stuff, Oh And I Don’t Drive

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#80 Just Remind You Every Two Days To Give Me Free Stuff

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#81 The Second I Saw “Someone Who Is Looking Into Babysitting” I Knew She Was Looking For Free Childcare

Yes, watch two very young toddlers for free with gentle guidance. The comments are ripping her to shreds.

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#82 Entitled Parent Thinks Having A Ticket For Their Baby Means Their Nanny Should Get In For Free

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#83 Wanting 15 Acres Of Land For Free

Found this beautiful posting on my local Craigslist. They want 15 acres of land for free. They also want someone with no heirs, are elderly, and someone who has a “spiritual calling” to help others.

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#84 “Can Someone Come To My House And Give Me A Gel Manicure For Free? Oh And Scrape The Old Gel Off Too?”

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#85 Free Stuff Group On Facebook, Guy Really Needs A Coffee

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#86 65″ TV? Of Course It’s Free For Your Crotch Goblin

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#87 I Brought Other People In So I Deserve Free Food

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#88 Crazy Person Wants A Free Place To Live

Saw this on nextdoor a couple months ago.

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#89 Influencer Leaves Restaurant Bad Review For Not Getting Free Food Or Drinks After Telling Manager It Was Some Of The Best She’s Ever Had

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#90 Free Horse Please. Saw This On The Freecycle Emails This Week

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#91 Karen Wants A Free Milkshake

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