“Bacteria Don’t Exist”: 96 Times People’s Brains Gave Up On Thinking (New Pics)

“Think before you speak,” “Words once spoken cannot be taken back,” “Silence is golden”—we have ample phrases that remind us to be mindful of what we say, as our words have an impact that often can’t be reversed. However, some just never learn and happen to share their rash and silly wisdom with others online for everyone to judge.

We gathered some of these instances in the list below for your pain or entertainment, hoping it’s the latter. To find it, all you have to do is scroll down.

PS. Beware of the cringe!

#1 For Anyone Wondering It’s Supposed To Be Heterochromia

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#2 I’m Amphibious

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#3 Seems Fair Enough

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#4 I Just… What?

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#5 Water

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#6 Moon Is Not Real. We Made It Up

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#7 “I Dipped This Bowl In Liquid, Therefore The Earth Is Flat”

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#8 This Interaction On A TikTok About Making Pickles

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#9 Wireless Pcs Don’t Exist

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#10 Why Don’t Tattoo Places Just Euthanize Their Clients

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#11 Dire Rear, Wrong But Still Somehow Right

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#12 Uncle Bill Cord

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#13 Guy Who Has Never Seen An Orchestral Performance Before Is Mad About A Woman Conductor

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#14 Vienna, Australia

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#15 I’m So Done With Boomers And Facebook

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#16 Bro Doesn’t Even Know That He Doesn’t Know

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#17 The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are

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#18 Cream Delay

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#19 It’s A Little Sad

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#20 The Irony Of Everything In That Tweet

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#21 Brazil

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#22 All Celebrities Are Transgender

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#23 Bacteria Don’t Exist?

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#24 Are They Trolling, Or Are People Really That Stupid?

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#25 Is This Supposed To Be Common Knowledge?

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#26 On Employment

#27 Bro Left No Legacy Behind At All

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#28 So Many Countries Older Than USA

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#29 Corporate

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#30 Overly Confident

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#31 The Country Of Alaska

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#32 Ah Yes, The Ever Trusty No-Internet WiFi Technology

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#33 All Art Is Benign As Mayo Apparently

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#34 Who Let Bro Cook

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#35 Apparently Ocean Travel Is Impossible… Because Of “Gyers”

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#36 Someone Needs To Review European (And North African) History

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#37 I’d Need More Than 300 Words To Express My Dissapointment

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#38 Spine = Proof Of Jesus

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#39 You Had One Job

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#40 Yeah We Should Just Stick To Practical Effects!

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#41 Open The Schools

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#42 On Dinosaur Bones

#43 On Christmas:

#44 Rocks Don’t Reflect Light

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#45 I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You

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#46 You Americans

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#47 These People

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#48 I Might Be Mansplaining Mansplaining But I Don’t Think It’s Mansplaining When You’re Wrong

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#49 How To Improve Mental Health?

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#50 On A Flat-Earth Post

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#51 What Was The Question Tho?

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#52 Brought To You By The Same Boomer Who Complains About Seaweed Washing Up On The Beach

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#53 Lowkey It’s A Reasonable Mistake

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#54 Math Is Not Their Strong Point

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#55 Imagine Failing Math Then Calling The Other Person Dumb

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#56 Lmao Jesus Christ

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#57 On Timezones

#58 A Garden Angle

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#59 Law By Biting

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#60 Math Is Hard

#61 The Specifics

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#62 Silly Marsupial

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#63 Your An Idiot

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#64 Triple Facepalm

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#65 Phycologist vs. Psychologist

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#66 Transphobe Embarrasses Themselves

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#67 Gee, I Wonder What The “Sound” Means In “Ultrasound”

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#68 Grabbed The Screenshot Right Before She Removed Her Comment, After About 1k Responses Telling Her She’s An Idiot

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#69 Europe Is In America

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#70 This Is Petty But This Is My #1 Grammar Annoyance

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#71 Magna Fine Glass

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#72 On Cleaning

#73 Play Rush And Roulette

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#74 Your And You’re

#75 If Only There Were 1,000 Weeks In A Year

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#76 Birthdays

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#77 I’m Tired Of Walking On Egg Shelves

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#78 The Emojis And !!!!!!! Is The Cherry On Top

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#79 “Barista” Confidently Incorrectly Thinks There’s No Difference Between A Latte And A Cappuccino

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#80 No Way LOL

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#81 Another Day Of Texans Overestimating How Big Texas Is

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#82 Depression: One Of The Greatest Things Life Has To Offer

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#83 I Wouldn’t Have Known

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#84 On Counting Seconds

#85 I Don’t Understand

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#86 Small Jesters

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#87 The Comments Proved How Stupid This Concept Is

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#88 What?

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#89 Checkmate Libs

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#90 Moon Landing Critique

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#91 Just Close The LED’s Dude

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#92 An Argument Over What’s Part Of Africa And What’s Not

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#93 No Sir – That Is Certainly Not What’s Happening Here

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#94 Looks Can Be This Evening

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#95 It’s A Doggy Dog World Out There

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#96 Boomer Hot Take: Planes Should Stop Flying While He’s Asleep

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#97 Pop Corn In The Kettle In The Black

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