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#1
If I offer someone a beer or other alcoholic beverage and they turn it down, I never push it. Sometimes I don’t want to drink and I hate being pressured. Never pressure a drink on someone.
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#2
Brocode: If a girl passes out at a party, you’re not allowed to touch her. Make sure one of her lady friends knows ASAP, preferable a relatively sober one.
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#3
If your friends help you move, you are expected to a) be packed already… And b) provide pizza and beer.
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#4
Girl code: if something is fixable within five minutes (make-up, something stuck in teeth, small things on appearance) you tell her and help her if needed, if it isn’t fixable on the spot, you keep your mouth shut and ESPECIALLY don’t point it out to others.
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#5
See something, compliment something.
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#6
In his home, you always call another man’s dog a good boy
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#7
Should a bro die in a weight lifting related accident, a bro will add atleast 100 lbs to the bar before reporting the incident
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#8
If someone offers to pay, you should ask them if they are sure. If they are, then it is rude to further reject what is supposed to be a kindness on their part.
“I got the bill.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, don’t worry about it.”
“Thank you.”
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#9
The person who buys the shots, makes the toast
Too many times I’ve seen someone buy a round of shots, and someone else jumps in with a toast
If you want to make a toast, buy a round!
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#10
Dude if there’s like 8 open urinals DON’T TAKE THE ONE NEXT TO ME
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#11
Guy Code -If your drunk bro is about to cheat on his girlfriend, you must follow through with one intervention. If he says he doesn’t care, you did your part and are free from any responsibility.
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#12
Be generous with your closest friends.
Buy them an occasional beer or their favorite soft drink without “keeping score” of whose turn it is to pay.
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#13
Nod up if you know them, nod down if you dont.
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#14
You can make fun of your own kid all you want with your buddies if he isnt around, but you NEVER make fun of your bros kid, no matter what.
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#15
I only had one chance to exercise this girl code rule, but once i was passing a girl in the lobby of a building and she told me that she had just gotten a straight perm and was waiting for the rain to pass before she went outside so I let her share my umbrella for 4-5 blocks while we walked to a bus stop together.
I would do that for any woman if it happened again.
(perms are $200+, can take up to 3 hours and are ruined if you get them wet within 48 hours of having the procedure done)
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#16
When your best friends dies, you have to delete his internet history. Common courtesy.
#17
My personal thing is that if I ask someone to come on a trip with me, no matter the distance or how much gas it’ll take, I don’t ask for gas money. I asked them to come on the trip with me, their company is payment enough. I don’t like when people ask me for gas money when they insisted or asked me f I wanted to come along for something. I come on this trip with them, for all I know they could just be using me for gas money.
Also, who pays for who on a date I believe should be totally contingent on who took the initiative to ask. If I ask Her out, I will offer to pay but I won’t Insist, if she’d like to pay for herself.
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#18
When guys fight, we never hit the groin.
It’s against the Geneva Convention /s.
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#19
Guy code: when greeting someone and you’re not sure if they’re a hugger, always shake their hand first… it allows them to throw up the other arm for a hug if they’re down for it.
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#20
when a girl says “i won’t tell anyone” what she really means is “i won’t tell anyone except my best friend”
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#21
If I hear a girl say she needs a hair tie I will immediately hand one over, even if I’ll only have one left for myself.
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#22
Treat your friend’s girl as if she’s a guy
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#23
Never steal ur bro’s large fry
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#24
If their bedroom door open, be careful to sound your approach before popping in. Never know what he’s up to.
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#25
I hear this a lot in casual conversation: A: You know __? B: no? A: Wait, you don’t know __?! My boss speaks English as a second language and he pointed out how common this type of interaction is & said it is off-putting. I really try to be mindful of it now!
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