
Language sometimes has a funny way of transcending cultures. What may be typical for native speakers in a particular country could come out comically bewildering to outsiders.
Scottish English is an excellent example, which you will see in full display in the following social media posts. We’ve gathered these screenshots from the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, where over 900,000 members showcase their unique brand of humor.
Enjoy the quick laughs, although some of these may confuse you. But that is, after all, part of the fun.
#1 Succinctly Destroyed
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#2 Too Right We Would
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#3 Pure Buzzin’
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Reading through these tweets may make you wonder, “What about Scottish humor makes it work?” Could it be the delivery combined with the unique accent?
Scottish comedy writer Jenny Colgan provided some insight in an article for The Guardian. She says it’s about the innate ability to make a joke about everything, “from train stations to funerals,” adding that it is particularly a British trait.
“The reflex of making a joke out of absolutely everything, all the time, and valuing your friends for how funny they are is peculiar to Britain,” Colgan wrote.
#4 Howlin’
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#5 New IKEA Range
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#6 Uncanny…
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Colgan adds that Scottish humor is “fundamentally working class,” making it relatable to a broader audience. As she noted, people see no point in being embarrassed about their social class, for example, because they know they are “all in it together.”
#7 Tamata Soup
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#8 Ye Muppet
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Colgan likewise described Scottish humor as “self-deprecating humor of the self-declared underdog.” Comedian and Glasgow native Larry Dean agrees, given what Scotland is known for.
“Being from the nation that’s credited with the invention of the deep-fried whatever, the man-skirt, and bad weather, I’d say we’re pretty good at taking a joke,” Dean wrote in an article for The Herald Scotland.
#9 Not Sure They Thought That One Through
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#10 No Words Needed
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#11 Have A Great Time Guys X
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#12 Save Our Barry’s
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You’ve likely seen the usual stereotypes (kilts, bagpipes, and haggis), primarily thanks to pop culture and movies. Dean says that while not everything is 100% accurate, Scottish people don’t mind being the butt of the joke.
“We’d probably laugh louder than anyone else,” he stated, adding they aren’t attached to any specific idea of themselves.
#13 Seeing Aye Dug
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#14 Wonder If He Likes Peepholes
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#15 Classic Scottish Local Group
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Both Colgan and Dean also agree that there are differences between Scottish and English humor. Colgan described English humor as “manifestly middle class,” mostly about “the difficulties of fitting in.”
For Dean, the directness of Scottish humor gives them a “comedic gruffness” that their counterparts in England don’t have. As he explained, they don’t overcomplicate their means of self-expression.
“Nor do we waste time trying to make things sound prettier than they are.”
#16 Roses Are Red, Ted Bundy’s A Killer…
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#17 Hope You Had A Good Halloween
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#18 Old But Gold
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#19 The Difference Between London And Glasgow
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#20 Sorry Bout That
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#21 Ye Nugget
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#22 🙁
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#23 What I Wanna See
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#24 Throwback
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#25 Scotland 2-0 Spain
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#26 ’tis A Silly Place
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#27 Buckle Up…
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#28 Scottish Tinder
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#29 He’s Not Wrong
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#30 Daylight Robbery
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#31 Jesus Man
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#32 What’s My Name?
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#33 Sad
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#34 This Is Democracy Manifest
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#35 Patter
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#36 The Scottish Version Of ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’
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#37 Waheyyyy
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#38 Gloria From Pokémon
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#39 A Very Scottish Memorial
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#40 Say It How You See It
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#41 Congratulations To Celtic Fc. Back To Back League Champions
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#42 Selling The Car
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#43 Uncanny
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#44 Marshmallow Smartie Nipples
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#45 Scotsgender
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#46 Ya Fanny!
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#47 Glasgow Responds
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#48 Am 21 Ffs A Know How To Shag A Burd
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#49 Bless You
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#50 Nice Try Hittler
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#51 #notmyking
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#52 Scottish Twitter Dump
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#53 I’m Rooting For The Kiddo Here.
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#54 Must Be Bad
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#55 Steamed Hams
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#56 Edinburgh Festival Wankers
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#57 Traffic Updates
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#58 Festive Duke Of Wellington Is 🔥
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#59 Always Remember To Practice Safe Education By Wrapping Your Jotters
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#60 We’ve All Been There Ma Man
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#61 Midori For The Big Yin
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#62 Am No Willy Stealer Lass
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#63 Taken By Surprise
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#64 Alexa, I Am Tryin Tae Talk Tae Ye Hen
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#65 With Lashings Of Heavily Buttered Toast
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